Let Me Channel The Humungus

by Peter on August 31, 2011

To quote one of my all time favorite movies, here’s how I sometimes feel dealing either with n00bs or experienced, pestering domainers when snatching up expired domains {quote slightly alterted}:

There has been too much violence.

Too much pain.

But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your domains, the gtlds, the cctlds, and the whole backorder list, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/quotes

Oh, Humungus, you have such a way with words…

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Shoprunner’s Logo Sure Looks Familiar

by Peter on May 21, 2011

C’mon, Shoprunner.. us old grizzled internet vets — we recognize your logo… tsk tsk tsk

 

 

 

kozmo vs shoprunner

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A dot mobi in the Wild

by Peter on April 5, 2011

I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Driving back to ATL from Asheville NC, I witnessed this gem on I-85 southbound:

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Domaining & Development – Like.A.Boss.

And like Aaron might say on Good URL Bad URL, this domain might need to exit – - stage left.

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Good Lordy.. Exactly 5 years I’ve been doing this.

Domaining.

5 {shakes head} years.

My first exposure was the expired domain market, and I remember my first auction well.

I was on the tail end of a bachelor party to Key West. We were driving back to Miami to catch our flights. We were in a rented mini-van. I was in the back seat. Headed north on the Seven Mile Bridge.

My Treo 650 browser was loaded. The domain was ArtHistory.net.

Not the prettiest name around, but that ain’t what I was after. I wanted its traffic. Traffic to monetize somehow.

The auction was winding down, and last second bids were beginning to roll in.

Bidder ‘meteng’ jumped in at $412, and so did I.

We both played ping pong up to $525.

Bidder ‘shimo’ said hello at $600.

‘Vaxis’ chimed in at $777.

I jumped back in at $1,005.

New bidder ‘xinamesx’ and I dance a tango up to $2,013.

I become lone bidder at $2,063 – until ‘border’ shows up.

They wanted the name as much as I did – apparently for the traffic as well.

We slap it out up to $2,513.

and take a breather..

We resume & exchange insults up to $3,500.

At this point, in the car, I’m talking to this bidder out loud.

“Give it up, you sum bitch.”

They didn’t seem to hear me.

The bid rose to $4,100.

Still just ‘border’ and me.

Weeks in advance, I had run the back-end numbers hundreds of times, but to center myself, I decide to do again. Projected traffic levels, guesstimate CTR, expected earnings, rough repayment schedule, parking vs development.

The name & bid level are still within my window.

I place a $5k bid, which raises the price to $4,200.

4 minutes left. Then 3.

Then 2, 1, and zero. ‘Border’ passes & I win for $4,200.

My congratulation email comes. And a phone call as well for confirmation on my first purchase.

I’m still in the backseat. I answer. On the other end?… is Nelson Brady. From the auction house – SnapNames.

He called to verify my new account and confirm I was real & not (you guessed it) a shill bidder.

That was my first domain as a domainer.

And now I’m 5 years in.

Over $100k personally invested.

Bootstrapped with +/- $5k of last months acquisition debt to pay off.

And still going. Lord willin’. For just one more day : )

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How My Domaining Brain Works

by Peter on January 1, 2011

Step 1: Receive gift of Virginia Peanuts for Xmas.

Step 2: Eat Peanuts.

Step 3: Realize how damn good Virginia Peanuts are.

Step 4: Type VirginiaPeanuts.com into a browser.

Step 5: Cuss when I discover someone owns it.

Step 6: Parlay anger when site & domain appear acquirable.

Step 7: Contemplate how many people search for Virginia Peanuts online.

Step 8: Search on Google Keyword tool to find out.

Step 9: Realize the numbers are large enough to run a small side mini-business on the niche.

Step 10: Search on Google to see how many advertisers there are for ‘virginia peanuts’.

Step 11: Smile when there are lots.

Step 12: Re-visit VirginiaPeanuts.com.

Step 13: Smile after realizing it’s hardly monetized (one advertiser who sells Virginia Peanuts).

Step 14: Search Whois to identify the owner.

Step 15: Cuss when I discover the one advertiser owns the site (ie. it won’t be cheap).

Step 16: Pull ripcord, stare blindly at the Xmas stockings on the mantle.

Step 17: Wonder who owns ChristmasStockings.com…

Step 18: Rinse, repeat.

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